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Title: Superman!
Date: 12-13-06, 11 AM
Submitter: Kagome4455 |
Message: Superman was going to a party but wanted to fuck before he went. So, he's flying to the party, when he sees Wonder Woman naked on her roof. In the speed of light, he fucks her and goes to the party.
He walks in the party and says, " Aww, that felt good..."
Wonder Woman walks in the party and says, " Aww, that felt good..."
The Invisible Man walks in the party and says, " Damn, my ass hurts..."
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Title: Parrots
Date: 12-13-06, 11 AM
Submitter: Kagome4455 |
Message: One day, a woman went to her priest, crying. When he asked what was wrong, she told him that she had recently bought two female parrots that can only say, " Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?"
The priest was shocked. " That's terrible! Why don't you bring them to my house? I have two male parrots that I have taught to pray and recite the Bible. By the end of the week, they will be reciting the Bible and praying too."
"Ok." The woman said.
The next day, the woman brought her parrots to the priests house and put them in the cage with the male parrots, who were praying with rosary's around their wings.
The female birds said, " Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?"
One male parrot looked at the other male parrot and said, " Put those beads away! Our prayers have been answered!"
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Title: yo mama
Date: 4-3-05, 7 PM
Submitter: gracalini |
Message: yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow suit and went pole volting someone thought the sun was rising
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Title: how to confuse....
Date: 2-23-05, 6 AM
Submitter: miluvdj |
Message: Hey how do you confuse a blonde??
**tell her to put all the M&M's in alphebeltical order!!!! LOL...**
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Title: blondes
Date: 2-23-05, 6 AM
Submitter: miluvdj |
Message: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall??
**To see what was on the other side!!!!!!**
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Title: not so smart
Date: 1-8-05, 8 PM
Submitter: kiwigal99 |
Message: One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead men stood up to fight, two blind men to see fair play, forty mutes to yell hooray! Back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
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Title: BLONDE JOKE
Date: 12-21-04, 3 PM
Submitter: lilblndie3 |
Message: WHY DID THE BLONDE JUMP OF THE BRIDGE?
---> BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO SEE IF HER MAXI-PAD HAD WINGS! LOL!!...
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Title: micheal jackson
Date: 12-12-04, 2 PM
Submitter: ilvualot |
Message: mcdonalds is cumin out with a new sanwich called micheal jackson because it has 35 year old meat in between 5 year old buns
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Title: 2 owls
Date: 12-12-04, 2 PM
Submitter: ilvualot |
Message: there are 2 owls sitting on a branch the white owl goes who-who and the black owl goes who-dat who-dat
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Title: Holy cow
Date: 11-25-04, 11 AM
Submitter: Flowerbabe |
Message: One day a cow was in his pasture chewing on grass. A tornado came by and killed him. When he went to heaven what did St. Peter say? Holy Cow!!!
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Title: not me
Date: 11-12-04, 12 PM
Submitter: ladyluva89 |
Message: knock knock..... whos there........not me so try again later
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Title: blounde joke
Date: 11-11-04, 9 PM
Submitter: nicole8619 |
Message: A Blonde joke, (sorry blondes...I am a blonde myself ) A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started. " Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished? "The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger. "Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. " He held her hand softly, led her to a chair and said, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then. . . . "He sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box. "
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Title: mama
Date: 11-3-04, 4 PM
Submitter: skibbles |
Message: yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
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Title: Michael Jackson
Date: 11-3-04, 4 PM
Submitter: skibbles |
Message: Michael Jackson will be the first person to be born a poor black man and die a rich white woman!!
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Name: Asteria
Date: 4-17-08, 7 PM
Submitter: yuppitsbet
Downloads: 2 | | Category: Bands
Description: Asteria was formed in 2003 at Crown Point High School and began playing local shows, building a strong regional following
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Name: geek
Date: 3-9-08, 7 PM
Submitter: jamieluvzu
Downloads: 4 | | Category: Girls
Description: geek in pink!
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Name: mushroums
Date: 3-9-08, 7 PM
Submitter: jamieluvzu
Downloads: 1 | | Category: Games
Description: Know your mushrooms
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Name: i love u
Date: 3-9-08, 6 PM
Submitter: jamieluvzu
Downloads: 3 | | Category: Romantic
Description: LOve you with hearts
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Name: happy maybe
Date: 3-9-08, 6 PM
Submitter: jamieluvzu
Downloads: 1 | | Category: Funny
Description: moods drop down
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Title: happy
Date: 2-8-09, 10 AM
Submitter: rumor0422 |
Message: Be happy with what you have...One thing I know I AM happy with is...YOU!
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Title: i will always b there 4 u
Date: 7-11-08, 4 PM
Submitter: angel75 |
Message: Friends are like condoms... there there when things get hard
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Title: Roach
Date: 9-19-07, 11 PM
Submitter: aebubble |
Message: I went out back to smoke a joint left the roach to make a point. look damnit im just not here.
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Title: Dont Say You Love Me
Date: 4-25-07, 11 AM
Submitter: kagome4455 |
Message: You dont really love me
If you really loved me
Youd give me some time
DOnt call me baby
Not until Im ready
Dont say your hearts in a hurry
Its not like were gonna get married
Give me
Give me some
Time
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Title: Cant Take It Anymore
Date: 4-25-07, 11 AM
Submitter: kagome4455 |
Message: Stop playing games with my mind
Tell me what I need to know
I refuse to go near you
Until I get the truth
So, touch me no more
Until you tell me what I want to know
Do you like me or not?
Want me or not?
Tell me
Cuz I cant take it anymore
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